Are you ready to have a laugh on me?
Well, I was working on the computer when our smoke alarm went off. Beep! Beep! Beep! Pause. Beep! Beep! Beep! Pause. Over and over again. I got up, looked at my daughter. No smoke. No smell. Nothing. What the?.... We walked all over the house. We unplugged fans we sniffed and sniffed. Although I don't know if we could have smelled anything over that polyurethane smell.
I took the battery out and checked all over the house again. I walked around outside. My, was it hot outside. It was in the nineties. I am glad I decided to run the air conditioner instead of opening the windows to air out the paint fumes.
Can you tell where this is going?
I called my brother (because he is a fireman). He was at work so his wife answered. She is a fire person also. "Can paint fumes set off a smoke detector?"
She said "No."
"Huh, that's weird," I said.
About two minutes later I went to put the battery back into the smoke detector. The unit was hot and the wall around it was hot. I panicked. I told my daughter to call 911. I grabbed the bird and put her on the patio. My daughter was throwing cats out left and right. Well, only one left and one right because out of four we could only get two out. I tied our dog to the tree in the back yard so she wouldn't get in the way of the firemen. My daughter came outside with me and said that they would call when they got hungry. I said "What?" She meant the cats coming back when they got hungry, I thought she meant the fire department.
My sister-in-law called. She heard the call go out for my address on their scanner. I said that the wall was hot and I was afraid it might be in the attic. She told me that they would bring image-sensing equipment and would be able to see if there were a fire in the attic or in the walls. I told her I would call her back when I knew more. The 911 dispatcher had told my daughter to get out of the house.
I kept turning stuff off and we went outside and waited. We could hear the sirens. I am starting to get really anxious. All the neighbors are going to be coming out of their houses and - there is no fire. Well, the fire trucks came and they kept coming. First of all a police car came and I swear the guy snickered at me. He could see there was no emergency.
The fire department was different though. They were more courteous. My sister-in-law had told me they would bring image-sensing equipment and they would look in the attic and in the walls. They did. Of course they could not get to my attic because we had put the chest of drawers from my daughter's bedroom in front of the door. And once he opened the closet door it was full of junk! They had to move so much stuff out to get up there. I was dying of embarrassment. The fire department told me that "Yes, absolutely paint fumes will set off a smoke alarm. Especially if there is not enough ventilation and it builds up." Since I was running the air, I didn't have it ventilated enough.
I felt stupid so I went outside to open the windows to my daughter's bedroom. That's when I saw the small crowd. Well, now was a good a time as any to meet some new neighbors. I walked over and told them it was paint fumes. We all had a good chuckle and they kept saying "Better safe than sorry" sort of stuff. One asked me if I got my dog out. I said "Yeah, and two of the four cats." Another guy said "Yeah, I saw a white and tan one." I said "You want it?" They laughed. He said he was allergic. I said "They have medicine for that!" They all laughed again. A little boy asked me if he could pet one of my cats. I said "Honey, if you can catch one you can have it!" But he was the son of the guy who said he was allergic.
More trucks came from the neighboring city. More police cars. I said "Okay, all we need now is the ice cream truck to come by." It was pretty hot out. I told them that we had been painting for days, and mostly had the windows open to air the place out, but today was so hot I needed to turn the air conditioner on. I painted the last coat over 20 hours ago. By that time the captain of the fire department wanted to talk to me. I said "Well, it was nice meeting all of you." One said "Let us know if you need anything." Very nice.
The captain was very kind. He took down my name and phone number. Asked about insurance, blah, blah, blah. Lectured me on ventilating the house when painting so my daughter and I are not "overcome" by the fumes. We had been lethargic and sleepy a lot. Yuck. He also chided me that the wall was hot because heat rises and it was a hot day, and he smiled. Okay, I thought. Enough!
So they pack up and leave. I felt so bad for making them get their big heavy coat and equipment on. They were carrying axes and had masks on. I wish I had made some fresh iced tea or lemonade to give them. They all looked so hot.
We go back inside, I am cleaning up and putting things back and opening windows and doors and stuff. The fire department chief called. He said "By the way. The fumes could have built up enough to ignite a pilot light." Okay. That's it for me! That's the last time I varnish or paint. He was also concerned about where we were cleaning the brushes out. I told him outside. The can of polyurethane did not say anything about a pilot light.
So lesson learned. I called my sister-in-law and gave her the all clear. No fire here. Just a house full of paint fumes.
Of course I understand that I did the right thing. But, it didn't stop me from feeling a little bit silly. If the fumes had been allowed to build up, in another hour or two they may have reached that pilot light in the basement. So, it was a good thing that the smoke alarm went off. It was a good thing that my sister-in-law said that the fumes wouldn't do it. Because if she had said "Yes" then I might NOT have opened the windows. My daughter and I may have been "overcome" by the fumes. Who knows what COULD have happened. So, it IS 'better safe than sorry'.
So, how was your day?