Bewitched movie is lame-o

I watched the movie version of Bewitched. I was afraid to and I had reason to be. It was very lame. Flat. Like flat ginger ale. No bubble, no fizz. I went into the movie knowing that I don't care for Will Ferrell or Nicole Kidman. And, what with the sidekick, Ritchie (played by Jason Schwartzman)? Were they making fun of Tom Cruise? I thought the movie made him out to be a Tom look-alike.

The story lines of Iris and Nigel went nowhere. Iris being a real witch went nowhere. The story line of Ritchie and Nina also went nowhere. Pfffttt!